Undue Profundity Perplex and Enfeeble Thought

Apr 19

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

Apr 19

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

Apr 19

fromrheims:

Assemble by Blule

Apr 18
Apr 18
kaisergeiser:

Quoth the raven,
BRUSHIE BRUSHIE.

kaisergeiser:

Quoth the raven,

BRUSHIE BRUSHIE.

Apr 18

Joke of the day.

drtanner-sfw:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, 「Can you all see me now?」

「Yes.」
「Oui.」
「Sí.」
「Ja.」

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

Alright, I grinned a little bit.

Apr 18

Brace yourselves… the annual report is coming.

fundraisergrrl:

Post by Amanda

Apr 18

deplaisant:

dangerhamster:

the fact that people are like “Coca Cola supports racial equality, I’m not going to be drinking Coca Cola anymore” and “Google supports gay rights I’m not going to use them anymore” like what next “the Earth provides Oxygen to ethnic minorities I’m going to stop breathing in protest”

Hopefully

Apr 18
chronicluscious:

God DAMMIT Moon Moon.

chronicluscious:

God DAMMIT Moon Moon.

Apr 18
winnememwintuvoice:

Support Winnemem Wintu Cultural Survival!
SIGN the petition and SHARE.  PETITION LINK:http://petitions.moveon.org/sign/support-winnemem-cultural-1 Then write your congress representatives directly!  No matter what state you live in, your federal legislators will vote on this.  Tell them to vote NO on raising Shasta Dam!

This is not a drill.  This is as real as it gets.

winnememwintuvoice:

Support Winnemem Wintu Cultural Survival!

SIGN the petition and SHARE.

PETITION LINK:
http://petitions.moveon.org/sign/support-winnemem-cultural-1

Then write your congress representatives directly!  No matter what state you live in, your federal legislators will vote on this.  Tell them to vote NO on raising Shasta Dam!

This is not a drill.  This is as real as it gets.

Apr 18

bustycoworker:

fatfancies:

mahlibombing:

Jellyfish Lamps (Medusae Collection)

Created by Roxy Russell

Available from Big Cartel

(via: ThinkGeek)

bustycoworker

Need! 

Apr 17

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

image

my hand slipped

Apr 17
fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

Apr 17
archiemcphee:

Here’s further proof that anyone can (and should) cosplay their hearts out. Seattle-based photographer David “DTJAAAAM” Ngo took this awesome portrait during the recent 2014 Emerald City Comicon:

"Olive Oyl and Popeye prove that it’s okay to cosplay at any age."

Click here to check out more of DTJAAAAM’s ECCC cosplay portraits.
[via Super Punch]

archiemcphee:

Here’s further proof that anyone can (and should) cosplay their hearts out. Seattle-based photographer David “DTJAAAAM” Ngo took this awesome portrait during the recent 2014 Emerald City Comicon:

"Olive Oyl and Popeye prove that it’s okay to cosplay at any age."

Click here to check out more of DTJAAAAM’s ECCC cosplay portraits.

[via Super Punch]

Apr 17

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police